Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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