did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
We just shotgunned beers for America
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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