he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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