i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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