Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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