Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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