I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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