My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
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