I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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