My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
You're a waste of cheezeits
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Randomize
