If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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