He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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