and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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