there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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