i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
She bit a glass in half.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
God I need to hump something, right now.
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