That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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