I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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