we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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