Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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