I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I need a burrito and a hug.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
i think my cat just said my name.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
If I had your ass I would rule the world
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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