I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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