I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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