Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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