Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
Randomize
