Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
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