she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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