Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
We are two peas in an std pod
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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