are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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