I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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