So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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