my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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