dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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