your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
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