don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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