Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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