these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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