we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Randomize
