your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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