Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
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