So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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