gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
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