i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
Randomize
