no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
We were destined to go to rehab together
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
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