yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
She needs sedatives and a leash
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
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