your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
FUCK WHALES
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