And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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