i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Hello my rib-scented angel!
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