first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
