You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
