Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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