Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
i drank out of a bidet.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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