with your own penis?
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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