You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
