so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
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