just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
dude. I can hear the air.
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